Whilst I'm catching you up on stuff i should've posted...

Here's the articles I've written for the lovely people down at Crack In The Road
Gawgeous.
Here's my Review of Darwin Deez
of James Blake
and Twin Shadow (I'm aware that this one is credited to Ben (cheeky) but if you read it all the way through, you'll see that it actually was me.

Enjoy!

A long time coming...

Here's my Haiku diary as promised... sorry for the delay.


11/04/11
She tells me, ‘I lost
my virginity last night’.
It’s rather sudden.

15/04/11
Late, and attempting
neat nail varnish on the tube
while he holds the pot.

16/04/11
A children’s movie.
LOUD SNEEZE. Parents’ blessings from
both the front and back.

18/04/11
Stoic faces and
talks of eye operations.
Not quite dinner chat.

19/04/11
He left this morning.
My sheets were changed; I can’t
smell him anymore.

20/04/11
A clamp on my lid
held it still. They drained the cyst
(what a graphic word).

21/04/11
So, it’s official:
two eyes are better than one.
A crusted eye patch.

22/04/11
He gave me a hug
and I could feel him thinking
“This is the last time”.

26/04/11
As the train approached
I watched him through the window
trying to spot me.

28/04/11
‘I can’t imagine
Him as a child’ I thought, as
we walked round his school.